Cyberblanca

by Adam Rudegeair

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Red Queen 04:43
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Little Dog 05:18
Little Dog “They broke my watch!” “I’m gon catch that sucka. If it’s the last thing I evah do!” Chorus: Gon Gitcha Baby And your little dog too Gon Gitcha Baby If it’s the last thing I evah do. Lids flipped open, back in my room A moment ago, in my dream consumed Flyin’ on my broomstick, that doggy tried to chew, Over you I had to change a cover or two! Struttin’ to your own little personal theme song Just wanna help a little lady along Your beautiful wickedness and my best intentions Liberated, don’t know right from wrong. Chorus You sizzle like a slug in a salt mine Every morning when you perambulate that canine And when you shimmy past the swag of suitors Diggin yo’ fine design like a chorus line Pearls before swine Gon’ setcha up in a kennel for two, If I ever getcha… Even though I just metcha, betcha never picked me for a lecher And as you saw through my disguise I was drowning in your puppy dog eyes. Chorus Bridge: Behind the moon, beyond the rain You’re a long way from Heaven, do you need a ride? Till you let me take you there I’ll bide my time… Your little doggy makes me nervous I’m at your service and he knows And when you tell that dog to heel I’m checkin out Resplendent matte vanilla toes!
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Like a Lady 06:08
Like a Lady Copyright 2008 Adam Rudegeair After I get home, And I’m sitting in my eloquence throne, Pick up the telephone, And dial your numero, Doncha know, it starts with a double O. Pour myself a long scotch, You know I just like to watch, As your mellifluous butterscotch Paints a perfect picture, and now you’re richer. Somebody get me a fan, Think my temperature’s taken all it can, The image of you flickers on the back of my eyelids and— I just saw your tattoo just drip down your back…oooh! CHORUS And I’ve never seen your face And I don’t know your real name You don’t ask where I’ve been But you know I’ve been a bad boy again. I may not be no saint But you ain’t no Marsha Brady One things for sure: You don’t get down like a lady. My friends told me it’s just cheap sex, I said “Cheap?!” Showed em what it costs to connect If only you’d accept when I call you collect Baby when I get a frown – you turn it upside down By the time I get halfway through my bottle My bad hands on the phone, my good one’s easin’ on the throttle. I’m having contemplations make me a sex Aristotle Every time you sigh, my credit card wanna cry. Bridge: Ain’t it cool? Cause you don’t have to meet my folks And you don’t have to laugh at my silly little jokes We ain’t caught up in no relationship hoax I didn’t cut you a key, cause you know what you mean to me. CHORUS I was on my hands and knees, scrubbin’ your floor I worked it to the bone, you worked me till I cried poor You spank me for hours and I wake up…sore And by the early morning, you’ve spent me empty, Hang up, and pass out on the--
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My Girlfriend is a Rockstar Copyright 2008 Adam Rudegeair She wears a bullet round her neck, she plays guitar. She likes the grass between her toeses. She has two vanity plates. She picked me out some roses. It’s just you and me baby, she said, and then came the entourage, the fan club, and I’ll be damned if she didn’t bring her dog too. Every little kiss is my three chord bliss, but I have to share the moment with the road crew. I never thought it was gonna be easy, I am a patient man by far. These are the trials when you pick up Rolling Stone and read: Your girlfriend is a rockstar… CHORUS My Girlfriend is a rockstar I have Access all areas My Girlfriend is a rockstar I have Access all areas She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and the world loves her. She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and the world loves her. I found her in the arms of about 1000 other men….shit! She said relax, it’s not what you think, I just stage-dived into the mosh pit. Now may be oversensitive, and paranoid I s’pose, But I know it when I see 2000 hands ripping at her clothes! CHORUS She’d get the rockstar parks, if she ever drove. I’m her rockstar chauffeur, to every avenue and grove. She loves her karaoke, She loves the decibels She loves it when the stadium is captured in her spells. I tried to impersonate a rockstar, I dressed real grunge, I wore sunglasses at night, I mumbled when I spoke, All the gang caught me out when they asked me for a light, and I replied “I don’t smoke.” Now sometimes I wonder, “am I bad enough for you?” I don’t read Camus, I have no tattoo, I never get in fights. But the thrill I get from you is like the thrill you get, When you’re standing in the spotlight. She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and this boy love her. She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and this boy love her.
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Rare Love 03:36
Rare Love 2008 Adam Rudegeair When I first metchu baby You claimed some culinary expertise But like most mere morsels You just don’t cook with grease I think I blame your mama Feed the whole family on just one pigeon Gon’ ask her why she never bother To show you round the kitchen Why you gimme that Rare Love When you know I like it Well Done Why you gimme that Rare Love When you know just how I like it Now can’t blame a guy For havin’ some expectation Cause if you ever read my mind It’d be cause for celebration Cause I’m I’m dyin’ for a T Bone You offer me a salmon rib Whyja even bother to break out The lobster bib? Chorus When you gave me you heart I felt a little drip Found your love’s an iceberg, I was only holding the tip You know you left me hungry Like a man out on the street I barely got me a mouthful, And I’m a guy who likes to eat

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Adam Rudegeair's 2009 EP 'Cyberblanca' is a future-noir funk album filled with infectious grooves, neon imagery, and wit in spades.

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released January 7, 2009

All tracks composed and arranged by Adam Rudegeair
Produced by Adam Rudegeair and Louis Tsokas
Recorded and mixed by Louis Tsokas
Recorded at TRS Studios
Mastered by Wez Prictor at the Finishing Post
Cover Painting by Abbra Kotlarczyk
Art Design by Adam Rudegeair
Photography by Stephanie Dyhin

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Adam Rudegeair Melbourne, Australia

Adam Rudegeair is a Melbourne-based piano player/songwriter. His major projects include his jazz trio, Lake Minnetonka, and the Bayou Tapestry. He is also the pianist in Glasfrosch and the muscial director of Henry Manetta and the Trip.
Recent recordings include "The Bowie Project', Bourbon St to Brunswick St' and the Glasfrosch album 'Nocturnes/Aubades'
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