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B-side to the 2001 Neon Bogart single 'Weightless'. 'Assisted' is a multi-layered funk anthem, featuring the rubber-tastic bass of Justin Ashworth.
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Assisted © Adam Rudegeair 2011
Capable, composed, a writer of prose,
Poetry, satire, whatever you desire,
Vigilante moves, these qualities behoove
One who disapprove of stagnation
Like you do.
Chorus:
And I looked you up, but you were unlisted.
I never could have persisted f’you didn’t know I existed.
So here I stand, as a man enlisted.
I ain’t sayin’ you’re helpless, but sometimes it’s nice to be assisted.
Been a long time comin’, can't quite reach your feet,
Sassafras on your bed, too tired to tweet.
That’s where I come in, cruisin’ down your street,
Like the ice-cream man, with a succulent treat.
And I got the longest way to go round…
Micro-memes explode all around,
Whispering code in surround sound!
Let your worries corrode and the remoulade abound,
You’re Queen of the Muses…newly crowned!
Chorus
My heat will eat the sleet
Pleasure core elite
Replete with fleet secrete
Promise I’ll be discreet,
Maybe mistreat, and retreat
Then repeat on the downbeat.
credits
from
Weightless/Under the Rainbow Double Single,
track released June 9, 2011
Adam Rudegeair - vocals, drum programming
Justin Ashworth - bass
Recorded and mixed by Adam Rudegeair at Funk Nor HQ
Mastered by Tomas Fitzgerald at Anon Islet Studios
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