My Girlfriend is a Rockstar
Copyright 2008 Adam Rudegeair

She wears a bullet round her neck, she plays guitar.
She likes the grass between her toeses.
She has two vanity plates.
She picked me out some roses.

It’s just you and me baby, she said, and then came the entourage, the fan club, and I’ll be damned if she didn’t bring her dog too.
Every little kiss is my three chord bliss, but I have to share the moment with the road crew.
I never thought it was gonna be easy, I am a patient man by far.
These are the trials when you pick up Rolling Stone and read:
Your girlfriend is a rockstar…

CHORUS
My Girlfriend is a rockstar
I have Access all areas
My Girlfriend is a rockstar
I have Access all areas

She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and the world loves her.
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and the world loves her.

I found her in the arms of about 1000 other men….shit!
She said relax, it’s not what you think, I just stage-dived into the mosh pit.
Now may be oversensitive, and paranoid I s’pose,
But I know it when I see 2000 hands ripping at her clothes!

CHORUS

She’d get the rockstar parks, if she ever drove.
I’m her rockstar chauffeur, to every avenue and grove.
She loves her karaoke, She loves the decibels
She loves it when the stadium is captured in her spells.

I tried to impersonate a rockstar, I dressed real grunge,
I wore sunglasses at night, I mumbled when I spoke,
All the gang caught me out when they asked me for a light,
and I replied “I don’t smoke.”
Now sometimes I wonder, “am I bad enough for you?”
I don’t read Camus, I have no tattoo, I never get in fights.
But the thrill I get from you is like the thrill you get,
When you’re standing in the spotlight.

She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and this boy love her.
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, and this boy love her.